Hello and welcome to Uncle Zach's Fish Emporium, the show about bringing the elitist art of sport angling down to a level the general populous will understand. You are probably wondering why a show of this caliber isn't being broadcast on NBC, ABC or even the CBC. Well, it's because the cable companies and I don't share the same vision. Knowing a thing or two about the Internet, I decided to launch my show on the World Wide Web. This way, my endless wisdom can be shared with all of the developed world. Anyone on this planet that has an Internet connection (preferably a fast one), a computer, and QuickTime can watch my show and experience the emotional growth that it will provide.

My first four episodes went online November 30th, 2001, but I intend to follow those up with many more installments of the Emporium. So check back often for more juicy tidbits from my seemingly endless chain of fish-related knowledge.